are vampires of different religions still afraid of the cross??

are vampires of different religions still afraid of the cross??

Imagine a flat egg

Imagine a flat egg

I realized that I’m an Ideal Gas because my attraction level is weak

I realized that I’m an Ideal Gas because my attraction level is weak

apricockjam: This rlly popular guy in my year was asking for nudes so I put my knees in a bra and snapchatted it to him so now he keeps sending me videos of him jerking off and I’m conflicted over whether or not I should tell him he just masturbated to my knees (Source: cyber-leaf, via sand-and-seagulls)

apricockjam:

This rlly popular guy in my year was asking for nudes so I put my knees in a bra and snapchatted it to him so now he keeps sending me videos of him jerking off and I’m conflicted over whether or not I should tell him he just masturbated to my knees

(Source: cyber-leaf, via sand-and-seagulls)

Do devin got the booty?
He do
So my favorite band member  messaged me back after I told him how much For All Those Sleeping helped me out….
tentacrueled: tiquoian: tentacrueled: Well piss on me its snowing in New Jersey *unzips pants* A-Are you sure we have to go through with this? Please dont piss on me Fine we’ll piss off then (Source: animeasshole, via loveistheobjective)

tentacrueled:

tiquoian:

tentacrueled:

Well piss on me its snowing in New Jersey

*unzips pants* A-Are you sure we have to go through with this?

Please dont piss on me

Fine we’ll piss off then

(Source: animeasshole, via loveistheobjective)

Are we just gonna forget that the Ice King wrote fanfic about Fin..

Are we just gonna forget that the Ice King wrote fanfic about Fin..

djwoopr:

thatfunnyblog:

best line ever 

role model

I shall use this
Most people fangirl over PTV I fangirl over their tattoo artist.. Romeo Lacoste ..